guettahater:

electrofall:

5ummit:

cthulhudream5:

chumsynsky:

Prowling out of the tarmac, swinging a burning branch, cometh Chum! And she gives a spectacular scream:

“I’m going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!”

omfg

Striding through the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Cthulhudream5! And she gives an ominous bellow:

“I’m going to pulverize you until you bleed puke, and throw you out the window!”

Hark! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is Wendy, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:

“Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!”

accurate

Who is that, rampaging along the mountains! It is Electrofall, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows homicidally:

“I’m going to beat you until your mom feels it in her womb, and throw you out the window!”

Oh, I think I’ve actually said this before.

Stalking amidst the freeway, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh GuettaHater! And she gives a booming howl:

“I’m going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares, and hijack your momma’s airplane!”

Omg.

Rampaging over the terrain, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Parisianrobots! And she gives a gutteral cry:

“I’m going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!”